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A small town in rural Kearney County Nebraska. Best known for its disability service provider established in 1913 which provides many developmentally disabled people with jobs. NOTE: Please don't give any residents knifes, especially before asking "who's special?"
I went to Axtell on Friday to visit Aunt Lohan. Bad idea. She still tries to bite me.
Axtell by KnowsallLynn August 17, 2010
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An internet troll that gets banned from message boards, only to create an alt and return as if nothing happened.
The OP must be an axtell. How many times does he have to be banned before the moderators flag his IP?
axtell by just some guy on here February 5, 2014
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belly-ache axtell 

An extremely poisonous plant, indigenous to new england. Most parts of the plant are commonly smoked or chewed as a halucinage. While unpleasant, this is generally safe with the exception of one part of the plant. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INGEST THE TWIG OF A BELLY-ACHE AXTELL, PUTTING THE TWIG IN YOUR MOUTH WILL RESULT IN EXTREME CASES OF HERPES AND GONHORREA.
Jesus christ olga, get that belly-ache axtell out of your mouth....don't you know what could happen?
the most badass french girl you will know.
not only is she fun to hang out with and ,talk about boys with, but she knows how to listen and help you out!
She is one hot sexy beast,with a great rack and a nice ass...and a hot french accent when she says the word "cotton".

watch out though..because she slaps..hard.
you will not regret meeting this awesome chick
OMG. is that Axelle?! damn..i wish i was as badass as her.
Axelle by blondie<3 February 21, 2010

Dave Attell 

a hilarious comedian, the most attractive slightly overwieght bald man, now (2008) the wonderful age of 43.
Dave Attell was named one of the 25 Funniest People in America by Entertainment Weekly Magazine. His caustic wit, rapid-fire delivery and his choice of material that can best be described as "very adult" has earned him the reputation as a "comic’s comic." But if you ask Attell, hed say, "Im just trying to get some laughs and sell some drinks."

for more Im sure you could go to his myspace: myspace.com/attell Or to this: www.daveattell.com
Dave Attell by Amanda Busby June 19, 2008

Antelligence 

The quality in a Human than allows it to deduce an alternate form of truth, which is only achievable through use of answers in finding the truest question.
What is antelligence? Does it precede intelligence? Is it the opposite of intelligence? Would it be bad, or good if either were true? Is it needed? Can it exist alongside intelligence? Is this definition worth noting?

It appears as though it is.
Antelligence by Crnic October 14, 2011
It is Luna and Celestia's older sister who turns against star-swirl the bearded because she believes that he is poisoning her and her other sisters minds with the friendship of magic she then tries to kill star swirl and instead turns him in to a tree the tree of harmony and he lives in that tree for a really long time when astelle gets revenge many years later by using Trixie to do her bidding and capturing her two younger sisters and trying to get Luna to join the bad side again with her she doesn't succeed in getting Luna on her side and instead turns the disguised Trixie into the nightmare twighlight sparkle and her new goal is to destroy the tree of harmony otherwise known as star swirl the bearded in mlp fanfiction Princess Trixie Sparkle
Celestia:Astelle please don't do this Astelle:it's too late now my dear sister Celestia
astelle by Evil,villians,mlp October 15, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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