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when two or more people share a moment that is so awkward, there is nothing left to do but piss yourself laughing. Taken from the words "awkward" and "awesome". Often used when observing an awkward moment from a distance between others.
holy shit, so we've been going out the last 3 years.. and we're actually cousins... well thats just awkwome!!
awkwome by jimmy bowman October 20, 2006
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Simultaneously both awkward and awesome; being perfectly comfortable with yourself while also being uncomfortable. Also relates to situations.
Jenner, Lizzie, and Amber were always so nervous on first dates that they drank themselves into a stupor, though it made things uncomfortable and at times resulted in "fail," they all loved the stories they could share from the amazing nights that they had and basked in being mutually awksome friends.
Awksome by Amber Demure December 16, 2010
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Something that is said or done that makes you feel both awkward and awesome at the same time.
Creating a master plan that is "fool proof" and then suddenly the plan is followed through. That's awksome.
Awksome by Pajjili February 21, 2011
An event that is both awkward and awesome at the same time.
Watching young kids and/or old people fall down the stairs is pretty awksome.
awksome by kirupa March 6, 2013

awkwosexual 

A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.
Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?
Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.
Bro: Um, what?

Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.
Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?
Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!
Ty: ....damnit
Pete: oculus?
Ty: sure
awkwosexual by The Awkwo May 30, 2009
your ninja turtle dress and matching leggings are mad awksome.

This party with 3 people and sweet salsa dancing is mad awksome
awksome by Peter Jo June 23, 2007
the perfect balnce involving the fusion of incredible awesomeness and awkwardness.
*awkward silence*
dude!youre totally awksome!
awksome by blank7121 January 4, 2012
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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