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awkwosexual 

A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.
Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?
Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.
Bro: Um, what?

Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.
Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?
Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!
Ty: ....damnit
Pete: oculus?
Ty: sure
awkwosexual by The Awkwo May 30, 2009
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akiosexual

Akiosexual is when you feel sexual attraction , but as soon as the feeling is returned , They are repulsed ,
Example 1 )

Girl1 - Oh my god ! Dave is so hot ! he makes me horny

Girl2 - OOh ! I'll talk to him !
-Later-
Girl2 - Dave wants to talk to you !
Dave- Hey , we should get together and fuck . MMM you make me hard

Girl1 - ew . Uh nope .

Example 2
Guy- suck my dick

Girl - kay
NEXT DAY
Guy - Hey can you suck my dick now

Girl- uh .. um .. no
Guy - Are you Akiosexual or something ??
akiosexual by H0miesexual December 25, 2015
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awkrosexual 

being really awkward and gay. derived from awkward and homosexual.
"man, look at that little awkrosexual bitch"
awkrosexual by Daniel Brieck April 21, 2005