awkwosexual

A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.

Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?
Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.
Bro: Um, what?

Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.
Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?
Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!
Ty: ....damnit
Pete: oculus?
Ty: sure

awkwosexual by The Awkwo May 30, 2009

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akiosexual

Akiosexual is when you feel sexual attraction , but as soon as the feeling is returned , They are repulsed ,

Example 1 )

Girl1 - Oh my god ! Dave is so hot ! he makes me horny

Girl2 - OOh ! I'll talk to him !
-Later-
Girl2 - Dave wants to talk to you !
Dave- Hey , we should get together and fuck . MMM you make me hard

Girl1 - ew . Uh nope .

Example 2
Guy- suck my dick

Girl - kay
NEXT DAY
Guy - Hey can you suck my dick now

Girl- uh .. um .. no
Guy - Are you Akiosexual or something ??

akiosexual by H0miesexual December 25, 2015

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awkwosexual • awkrosexual • akiosexual

awkrosexual

being really awkward and gay. derived from awkward and homosexual.

"man, look at that little awkrosexual bitch"

awkrosexual by Daniel Brieck April 21, 2005

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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