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The result of enjoying an awkward situation to the point of achieving orgasm.
Guy 1: I can't believe her Dad spent most of her 21st speech talking about how she was born a man.
Guy 2: I had a freaking awkasm!
awkasm by DonnyDonsen October 16, 2010
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Awkasaurus 

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"
1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"
Awkasaurus by nightfog23 August 12, 2011
When a person, almost always but not necessarily a female under the age of 21, shows very emphatically that they think something is cute and/or pitiable; often times they will make a high-pitched "ohhh-"type sound, hence, they have an awgasm.
Natalie and Amanda both had awgasms when Louis mentioned that he was getting a puppy after school.

awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.
Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that
awkasaurus rex by chaboisamye November 30, 2015
Adj. When a situation, person, or event is so awkward it is fantastic and nearly orgasmic. AWKGASMMMMMM!
"I just had like three awkgasms"
"I just tripped and fell in front of like 5 people and nearly had an awkgasm ."
"That waiter was awkgasmic"
awkgasm by Julia Q April 30, 2007
the feeling apparently similar to an orgasm when you sneeze 8 or more times in succession.
Arkasm by Anje October 14, 2003
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