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awkasm

The result of enjoying an awkward situation to the point of achieving orgasm.
Guy 1: I can't believe her Dad spent most of her 21st speech talking about how she was born a man.
Guy 2: I had a freaking awkasm!
by DonnyDonsen October 16, 2010
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Awkasaurus

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"
1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"
by nightfog23 August 12, 2011
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awgasm

When a person, almost always but not necessarily a female under the age of 21, shows very emphatically that they think something is cute and/or pitiable; often times they will make a high-pitched "ohhh-"type sound, hence, they have an awgasm.
Natalie and Amanda both had awgasms when Louis mentioned that he was getting a puppy after school.
by Herbert Oscar Forsberg III March 11, 2007
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awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.
Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that
by chaboisamye November 30, 2015
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awkgasm

Adj. When a situation, person, or event is so awkward it is fantastic and nearly orgasmic. AWKGASMMMMMM!
"I just had like three awkgasms"
"I just tripped and fell in front of like 5 people and nearly had an awkgasm ."
"That waiter was awkgasmic"
by Julia Q April 30, 2007
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Arkasm

the feeling apparently similar to an orgasm when you sneeze 8 or more times in succession.
by Anje October 14, 2003
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