A guy who's most likely Russian, and may also go by Arkady. Might like to say Awesome-sauce and other strange phrasing. He's funny and has a characteristic personality. He's also sensitive deep down under the funny.
Oh, did I mention he is beautiful..er, handsome.
Johnny: im telling ya im right!
Lorraine: oh u are so wrong,that is not.............
Johnny: what?......u ok?
Lorraine: wow........omg iv just had an Argasm!