Mr. A "dude, that was awesome..."
Mr. B "How awesome was it?"
Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."
Mr. C "it goes to 11?"
Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."
The highest level of awesomeness attainable. This takes the word awesomest to one level higher, making the subject of this adjective even more awesome then awesomest
A group of 3 awesome MILFs. They are so awesome they are undefinable. They were born of greatness. To hang out with them you would bask in their awesomeness. You would not be considered an awesomenater but you would be cool. It is a great honor to hang out with the Awesomenaters. We fight crime if we have to. And when we enter a room, the awesome begins. the group consists of Kaptain Awesome, Admiral Awesome, and Sailor Awesome.
Dude, wish I could be an awesomenater.
Dude, you can't, only Kari, Jaime, and Candace can be!
An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.
"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"
a specially designed instrument used to measure the awesomeness exuded by an individual. The degree of awesomeness is measured in awesiums. Watch out though individuals who display extreme levels of awesomeness, adorability, sweetness and brilliance are bound to melt their meter due to the immeasurability of their amazingness.
glow worm 1: you're awesomometer has broken 1 million and 1 times... without fail... you're one amazingly awesome glower
glow worm 2: awwww thank you... i'll buy you a new awesomometer but
glow worm 1: see... there you go being so awesome again. gotta love you.
awesomometers are excellent instruments and if your meter shatters, it means you are truly someone spectacular and are out of this world! xxx