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Gay fagot that can’t take fucking jokes lost his balls in the year of 20 bc to the Chinese communist government is now John f Kennedys lap dancer that gives him annual sloppy. Avidan will cry to the slightest thing ever and act like a bitch when around women he will melt into a puddle of cum and will start moaning in Korean. Avidan like to cry when he sees cats porn because it makes him so happy. Fuck your Avidan to achieve 72 STDs.
Your such an Avidan
Avidan by USSR REGIEME June 10, 2024

dan avidan

Co-host of Game Grumps with Arin Hanson, and occasionally Steam Train with Ross O'donovan. He is also in the band Ninja Sex Party (NSP) with Ninja Brian, (Brian Wecht) and goes under the strange name of Daniel Y. Sexbang. (The Y stands for you, as Dan is including you in him.)
"Man, Dan Avidan is an amazing singer and comedian!"

"Yeah but Pewdiepie is better..."

"You are officially dead to me."
dan avidan by Maroontails73 January 26, 2016

danny avidan 

The lead singer of Ninja Sex Party and Starbomb. Half of Game Grumps. Has the floofiest hair in the world and is 6'2". Has the cutest smile and doesn't know it
Me- Danny Avidan is my man crush!
Friend- He's not even that cute
Me- DAN AVIDAN IS AMAZING SHUT UP!
danny avidan by GalaxyGamerAmya September 25, 2017

Dan Avidan

Where your pube hairs are so big, it starts to look like Dan Avidan hair
“My Girlfriend looked at my penis and thought it looked like a Dan Avidan

aidan garrard 

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!
I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!
aidan garrard by lambs69 April 20, 2018

customer avoidance 

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.
Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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