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autograffiti

The signing of one's name on walls, shirts, or other surfaces in the form of graffiti.
Tom's name appeared in the form of autograffiti on my garage door.

AutoCranialOcularImpalation

The act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye. Can be Bilateral and Simultaneous.
"Doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil... She said she couldn't handle work any more."

Simulatenous Bilateral AutoCranialOcularImplation

Maternal Autocrat 

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow
I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

Autocracy 

A political theory favoring unlimited authority by a single individual.
Going against wise intelligence, the president has himself led the country into war, placing our country into a TEMPORARY state of autocracy, him being the autocrat. This decision will cost American tax payers hundreds of billions of dollars.
Autocracy by Dlerell April 7, 2008

autocrat 

A person who exerts strong control over others.
Tony Blair is an fucking autocratc
autocrat by TiK September 1, 2004

Autocratic 

Mko has an autocratic dick
Autocratic by Mko2001 June 9, 2018