autograft 

A piece of tissue, bone or an organ that is taken from a persons body and is transplanted or moved someplace new in the same persons body.

After I had the fat autograft moved from my bottom to my lips my husband told everyone that I had always wanted him to kiss my ass.

autograft by kate17 May 1, 2014

autograffiti

The signing of one's name on walls, shirts, or other surfaces in the form of graffiti.

Tom's name appeared in the form of autograffiti on my garage door.

autograffiti by Lomhelsie Wellster January 17, 2008

Maternal Autocrat 

A woman with supreme power to make rules, laws and guide lines for her subjects that she herself does not have to follow

I'm seven years old, and I want to watch TV, play Nintendo and drink soda, but the "Maternal Autocrat" which oversees my daily activities denies me the oppurtunity to create balance in my life through leisure and freedom.

Maternal Autocrat by Bill Shakesbeer October 16, 2019

autograph 

A Signature or sign of person(s)

When i saw The Game I asked for his autograph on my 310 Hurricanes, but when i saw 50 Cent i just pointed and laughed.

autograph by Barry Saravia April 24, 2006

class autograph 

a fast food chain plate that was stolen and filled with student and professor signatures that serves as a memento of that semester

Rambo: Rex, where the hell did you get that?
Rex: I was high and this just appeared in my bag the next day. By the way, could you please sign here to complete our class autograph?
Rambo: Not if I molest you first!

class autograph by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008

autographed 

The act of jizzing on someone or being jizzed on.

I gave her my autograph.
That girl got autographed by 2 guys last night.
You got autographed.
My autograph is permanent.
She had been autographed all over her face.

autographed by Dump Train June 2, 2009

Autographism 

The act of creating or performing a work about creating or performing the same type of work that falsely presumes the audience will relate to the unusual activity

The theme of that rock some is pure autographism. Example: A rock song about playing the guitar (there are too many to list) (Beatles: While My Guitar Gently Weeps; Bon Jovi: Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen From Mars, Blame It on the Love of Rock & Roll; AC/DC: Let There Be Rock; The Rolling Stones: Jiving Sister Fanny, Family, Let It Bleed, Memory Motel)

The public did not relate to the artist's autographic theme in the painting. Example: An artist paints a picture of an artist painting (Drawing Hands by Escher)

Example: On Star Trek The Next Generation the main activity recreational seemed to be acting and other things done in front of an audience (see episodes: The Nth Degree, Time's Arrow, Schisms, Sarek)

Example: Every TV sitcom that is on long enough has an episode where someone is an actor or is on TV. (Married with children: Kiss of the Coffee Woman, Just Shoe It, Get Outta Dodge; Futurama: Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV; The Andy Griffith Show: The Taylors in Hollywood)

Example: TV shows and Movies about working in entertainment (Dick Van Dyke Show, I Love Lucy, Seinfeld, Frasier, Danny Thomas)

Example: Books where the main theme is related to a book, writing a book or where the writer is the main character

Autographism by Zzzorn October 4, 2009