autocaust

When an encrypted message deletes itself.

Can you send me that link again, it autocausted.

autocaust by JohnJohnsonfromWisconsin April 26, 2022

autofustigate 

To beat yourself with a stick or a club.

I like to autofustigate.

autofustigate by Raych December 20, 2004

autoclaustrophobia 

feeling like your trapped, stuck between two large people in the back of a small hatchback, commonly experienced on Road trips, and family outings, it's often used as a way of claiming shotgun....

"dude, i can't sit in the back, because i have autoclaustrophobia"

"shotgun....autoclaustrophobia!" (when pointing at the losers)

autoclaustrophobia by Richard Evans July 13, 2006

Autonaut

Auto-naut : Noun., A person that automates testing

That autonaut sure can make some sick selenium scripts.

Autonaut by mos6y April 17, 2012

Autocest 

A new sin; the act of cloning one's self and having sexual relations with said clone

My brother had autcestual relations with his clone!

Isn't autocest a sin?

Autocest by Josh Malavenda November 5, 2018

Autopause 

Walking to a car, it's the place where a conversation becomes momentarily awkward, and often comes to a complete halt after a few failed attempts to shout over the large American sedan or SUV. Emerging from the autopause, the appropriate sentence is "What were we talking about?"

Jane and I were walking to the parkinglot- talking of memories past when upon arriving at the car we put our grocieries in the trunk. In order to get into the car, we went thru the autopause and felt weird that we could not see each other. We had time to think independently for a moment, and when we backed out into traffic, Jane said "What were we talking about?"

Autopause by Michael French December 9, 2008

autocutie 

Attractive autocue reader

There's an autocutie.

autocutie by mickey mouse November 13, 2003