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Antonaut 

The antonym of "Juggernaut".

The proverbial nickname of the "Big Brother" type entity that was surreptitiously halted as "Deus Ex Machina", or "Act of God", in the early part of 21st Century Earth history.

Alternate definitions include:

a) Grasp-44 - an exacerbated "Catch-22".

b) The Arbitrarily Appearing Gunman Paradox - unilateral "suicidality" upward momentum.

c) Granite Grave or "Slate-Face" - a result of "Tabula Rasa" "reasoning" (or the "school" of "imbecility").
Example use: "Hey Mary; look, it's a slug, it's a leaf . . . no, it's the 'Antonaut'. Haha, retard."
Antonaut by Overlord0 August 23, 2016

autonaturally 

Contraction of "automatic" and "naturally". Used to describe natural or habitual functions.
Salespeople autonaturally try to sell you on something, even when they are just calling for tech support!
autonaturally by Earthmonkey January 5, 2007

automautical 

Having to do or pertaining to travel by land over a route accessible to and suitable for a typical, manually driven, automobile
As the crow files she was only two hundred miles away, but with the airports snowed in I was looking at three times in automautical miles.
automautical by Old Ya Ka May 9, 2018

autoautosexual 

The sexuality where a person is attracted to themselves as a Car from the movie Cars.

Etymology: auto- (Car) auto- (self) sexual (sexual)
"Did you see Greg's DeviantArt illustration of himself as a Car from the movie Cars?"
"Yeah. I think he's autoautosexual."
autoautosexual by norcaroa September 18, 2023