Autopause

Walking to a car, it's the place where a conversation becomes momentarily awkward, and often comes to a complete halt after a few failed attempts to shout over the large American sedan or SUV. Emerging from the autopause, the appropriate sentence is "What were we talking about?"

Jane and I were walking to the parkinglot- talking of memories past when upon arriving at the car we put our grocieries in the trunk. In order to get into the car, we went thru the autopause and felt weird that we could not see each other. We had time to think independently for a moment, and when we backed out into traffic, Jane said "What were we talking about?"

by Michael French December 9, 2008

Autopus

The ability to get automatic pussy from a girl. Usually used in comparison to having to earn it at a party or club. Autopus is head whenever you want it, without any effort. It must be established before one reaches that level, but after that it's as easy as it comes.

Victor: Yo man wanna hit the bar?
Antwan: I don't really need to go through all that trouble, I'll get autopus from Nicole later.
Victor: That's true, sucks that Kim is hooking up with a different guy now.

by acjvdv March 4, 2014

Autoprude

Auto: prefix relating to self or to same individuals
Prude: a guy or girl who's afraid to do anything sexual or kinda shy around the opposite sex, but not a fag or a lesbo.

Hence, an autoprude person, usually a woman (also known as an A.W.), is a person who doesn't, or denies being involved in, any sort of sexual stimulation of oneself.

-My girlfriend is never down with touching herself, she just likes it when I give it to her.
-You mean she's an Autoprude?
-Damn right dawg, a god damn AW

by K-to-the-A-R-L August 12, 2007

autopussy

A girl who one has the opportunity to have sex with no matter what when she is around.

I can fuck this girl whenever I wan't. I got autopussy this weekend.

Autopussy is in town tonight, cant wait to get my nut!

by jmoriart December 2, 2010

Autopassion

Sweet Band from Winston-Salem, NC

I like your purse is a song by Autopassion

by julky October 12, 2006

Annopause

The uncomfortable few days between Christmas and the New Year when nothing seems to happen. The old year is dead; the new one hasn't begun. Everyone else is on holiday, television is showing older re-runs than normal, and the shops are either shut or crowded.

The kids' presents needed batteries, but everywhere seemed to be closed for the annopause.

by James Dignan January 8, 2009

Annopause

The uncomfortable few days between Christmas and the New Year when nothing seems to happen. The old year is dead; the new one hasn't begun. Everyone else is on holiday, television is showing older re-runs than normal, and the shops are either shut or crowded.

The kids' presents needed batteries, but everywhere seemed to be closed for the annopause.

by James Dignan January 16, 2008