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autistublum 

i have autism
your numbers are pathetic i have autistublum
wow i praise you
autistublum by autisdabum January 4, 2022

autistimistic

It's when your friend is the last one alive in rainbow 6 seige and he truly thinks he can pull the 1v4 clutch but you know he is autistic so therefore he is an autistimistic
I saw this funny looking kid at school and he was confident is asking this girl out I must tell you he is very autistimistic
autistimistic by pussCslayer October 1, 2020

Autisumistic 

Bro your Autisumistic
Autisumistic by The Real Chaos December 29, 2022

autisum (ASD) 

a developmental disorder of variable severity that is characterized by difficulties in social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behaviour AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT!!!
bob: hey, dude, you know UNDEFINED
jon: yeah
bob: he has autisum (ASD)
jon: yeah
bob: should I ask him what it feels like?
jon: nah, leave him
Pomeni skrzy
Tilen Košir je skrzy(autisum)
Autisum by aljažjemejhn February 1, 2021

autismum 

It’s your autistic mum..she’s a right fucking dog she is..
Hey have you got autismum?
No but my fucking nigger down mum has!!!!!
autismum by NiGgErNONze October 29, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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