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Autisumistic 

Bro your Autisumistic
Autisumistic by The Real Chaos December 29, 2022
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Autismisticitis 

A disease that is very rare and is very contagious
I asked the doctor what I had wrong with me and he said "I'm sorry but you have a disease called autismisticitis"
Autismisticitis by Inspire_all June 28, 2017

Autismistic 

A person that claims they are always correct even when they are wrong and will continue to claim they are correct even after being proved wrong with hard evidence. Normally a sign of some forms of Autism hence the word used.
Steve: "Dave's so autismistic. He's always claiming that Jack Black is Hugh Jackman's son and that he was forcefully made to change his name because the embarrassment caused by him being in 'The Muppets' film."

Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"

Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."

Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."
Autismistic by SpaceOnyx August 13, 2014

autismistic 

when somebody is literally so fucking stupid that you have to compare them to this damn made up word
Why the hell is william acting so autismistic??

autistimistic

It's when your friend is the last one alive in rainbow 6 seige and he truly thinks he can pull the 1v4 clutch but you know he is autistic so therefore he is an autistimistic
I saw this funny looking kid at school and he was confident is asking this girl out I must tell you he is very autistimistic
autistimistic by pussCslayer October 1, 2020

autisimisticness 

the act of being so autistic that we made you a word
nigga why you always being so damn autisimisticness
autisimisticness by Og SoSa Nigger February 23, 2017

Autismistic 

A mental child who acts like a deafulty boi
Man asks own children if the are Autismistic
Autismistic by BALL1ST1Cgecko0 September 26, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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