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Austacious
Aw-stay-shyuh-ss (Adjective) Peculiar. Strange. Weird. It means something is weird, but very weird. Curious. Unexpected. Unbelievable.
Austacious by Bumblebee360 November 12, 2021
Asstatistic
A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:
The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:
Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011
austacious
"This weekend my cousin turned on a chainsaw while it was resting on my leg and I got this nasty ass gash!"
"Shit, I hope you got stitches!"
"Nah I stapled it."
"...You austacious motherfucker, you."
"Shit, I hope you got stitches!"
"Nah I stapled it."
"...You austacious motherfucker, you."
austacious by AustaciousMF November 30, 2011
austaticsm
A person with real and severe developmental disorder characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication. Authentic autism.
austaticsm by kadereolancee June 4, 2020
austastisizing
Your weekend sounds austastic! Your going to have so much fun!
The book was austastisizing, it had hanging on every word.
The book was austastisizing, it had hanging on every word.
austastisizing by Big binger February 26, 2020
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