A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

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austacious

(adjective) - Wicked hard core; hard core enough to staple your leg instead of getting stitches.

"This weekend my cousin turned on a chainsaw while it was resting on my leg and I got this nasty ass gash!"
"Shit, I hope you got stitches!"
"Nah I stapled it."
"...You austacious motherfucker, you."

austacious by AustaciousMF November 30, 2011

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austaticsm

A person with real and severe developmental disorder characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication. Authentic autism.

I am feeling austaticsm.
He is developing austaticsm

austaticsm by kadereolancee June 4, 2020

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austastisizing

The highest level of amazement (an adjective)

Your weekend sounds austastic! Your going to have so much fun!

The book was austastisizing, it had hanging on every word.

austastisizing by Big binger February 26, 2020

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