austacious

(adjective) - Wicked hard core; hard core enough to staple your leg instead of getting stitches.

"This weekend my cousin turned on a chainsaw while it was resting on my leg and I got this nasty ass gash!"
"Shit, I hope you got stitches!"
"Nah I stapled it."
"...You austacious motherfucker, you."

by AustaciousMF November 30, 2011