augger

the best faggots

have you seem augger? theyre fags!

by augbog_ March 2, 2022

agger

The wrong way to spell agree and deliberately used by netizens in Hong Kong.

Dude: That chick looks hot.
Me: agger.

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 17, 2020

Auger

Someone who uses the AUG in Call Of Duty, and most often they are the awesome gamers but are humble about their skill; they tend to detroy the other gamers who have a stupid gamer tags like "taco" and they also obliterate the ok players who brag about thier skill (which they have little of)
it is pronounced "ogg-er"

Taco: DUde i TOTally destroyed in that game yesterday...guns guns guns.
Auger: actually u got humiliated, u know the player "buck_me_son"?
taco: ya... the guy who got me 14 times and i only got him twice... shoot stuff shoot stuff... bowy knife.
Auger: that was me

by the author452 January 11, 2012

AugieRFC

the gift that keeps on giving

AugieRFC is an asian man-boy

by ethan kleins sixth testicle December 13, 2020

Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Ice Auger

VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".

JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!

by professorglo June 17, 2012

Mr. Auger

Mr. Auger is a Fucking asshole. Mr. Auger gives everybody F’s and the F’s stand for FUCK ME. He makes soup and milk for his asshole. If you get Mr. Auger move to China because he hates Social Studies. Me. Auger is a bitch in every way.

Did you get Mr. Auger?
Yes.
Move to China. Leave school and move to China

by Mr. Auger Hater October 18, 2019