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audio book 

Peices of shit that try to be like books on devices but fail
audio book by Dogeusername May 13, 2018
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Audiobook 

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.
Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."

audiobook 

the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed
Gary: Is Dan sleeping

Tanner: Nope, he's just listening to an audiobook
audiobook by IseeBabiesBeingBorn February 27, 2011

audiobook 

Someone who loves the best audio quality possible.
Yo man, I'mma audiobook, i gotta hook my car up with these subs!
audiobook by YoFatMamma November 1, 2010

AudioCook 

Where a famous chef narrates (or their narrator of choice) real-time while they cook their own recipe, so the listener can cook along with them.
MY WIFE: Hey Joey, can you cook up some steaks for dinner?

Me (Joey): Sure, let me just ask Alexa for the perfect recipe. Alexa, play AudioCook - Gordon Ramsay's "steak"!
AudioCook by TBZ1 January 26, 2019

audiobook 

A verbal form of a book, often with someone narrating the story. Often listened to while lying in bed or driving.
The man listened to the audiobook "Gone with the Wind" while driving to San Francisco>
audiobook by The straight A man November 30, 2015
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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