audio book 

Peices of shit that try to be like books on devices but fail

Audio book

audio book by Dogeusername May 13, 2018

Audiobook 

A digital recording of a voice reading a certain novel to people who are just too lazy to do it themselves.

Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."

Audiobook by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 27, 2020

audiobook 

the thing that gives someone the ability to read with their eyes closed

Gary: Is Dan sleeping

Tanner: Nope, he's just listening to an audiobook

audiobook by IseeBabiesBeingBorn February 27, 2011

audiobook 

Someone who loves the best audio quality possible.

Yo man, I'mma audiobook, i gotta hook my car up with these subs!

audiobook by YoFatMamma November 1, 2010

AudioCook 

Where a famous chef narrates (or their narrator of choice) real-time while they cook their own recipe, so the listener can cook along with them.

MY WIFE: Hey Joey, can you cook up some steaks for dinner?

Me (Joey): Sure, let me just ask Alexa for the perfect recipe. Alexa, play AudioCook - Gordon Ramsay's "steak"!

AudioCook by TBZ1 January 26, 2019

audiobook 

A verbal form of a book, often with someone narrating the story. Often listened to while lying in bed or driving.

The man listened to the audiobook "Gone with the Wind" while driving to San Francisco>

audiobook by The straight A man November 30, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019