Mr. Hanson: "What took you so damn
long to write this book report?"
Ethan: "I listened the AUDIOBOOK version of it. I had to keep going
back to the pages because I couldn't remember what the reader said. Sorry."
Mr. Hanson: "So you didn't
read Of Mice and Men independently?"
Ethan: "No."
Mr. Hanson: "There goes your A+."