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Minor Attracted Person
person on twitter: im a minor attracted person, not a pedo
other person on twitter: no you stupid fucking bitch your a 40 year old pedophile who wants to date children. go get a fucking life you piece of fuck i hate all pedophiles
other person on twitter: no you stupid fucking bitch your a 40 year old pedophile who wants to date children. go get a fucking life you piece of fuck i hate all pedophiles
Minor Attracted Person by the_fucking_legend. January 5, 2021
sexually attracted to frying pans
sexually attracted to frying pans by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017
Minor Attracted Person (MAP)
A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.
Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"
Timmy was publicly executed moments later.
Timmy was publicly executed moments later.
Minor Attracted Person (MAP) by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
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