somerandomnameiguess's definitions
Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.
"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
Get the Free Bird Solomug. A Rated-G wannabe one piece Casino "game" which gives you a constant dopamine rush with "Progress" in "game" to get you to invest more money in the "game", if you dont spend money? have fun grinding lol
"I started playing blox fruits yesterday, its super fun!"
1 week later
"Ugh so much grind, im going to just buy one gamepass"
1 month later
"Its fine, I can go buy some in game currency or a few more gamepasses, not too much."
4 months later
"Ugh, I exhausted my savings, now I have to go touch grass and go WORK. So annoying."
1 week later
"Ugh so much grind, im going to just buy one gamepass"
1 month later
"Its fine, I can go buy some in game currency or a few more gamepasses, not too much."
4 months later
"Ugh, I exhausted my savings, now I have to go touch grass and go WORK. So annoying."
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
Get the Blox Fruitsmug. The WORST Support or moderation you will find on your'e 60 or 70, 80 years or so on this planet. You will get banned for the MOST Minuscule things. Such as getting banned for USING AN COMMAND IN GAME, while E-daters and R34/R63 assets and models are easily let through in the creator marketplace, and "Roblox Condos" Which are LITERAL STRIP CLUBS FOR MINORS are completely let through and somehow not instantly banned into oblivion. Good job Roblox, for hiring moderators SO HORRIBLE at their job, a 12 Year old could do better. Truly, Powering Imagination.
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
Get the Roblox Support/Moderation teammug. Little kids who think they're gangsters and likely play: The Streets, Da hood, Da hood ripoffs, other crappy generic "Gangster" games where you just shoot everyone. These species usually shoot everyone who "Is a cop" for some reason, only to realize once they grow up that they would get their fucking ass handed to them if they shoot some cop randomly FOR NO REASON, and swarmed by half the entire police department who mind you, have armor and are armed with ar-15s, shotguns, glocks, in general things that would get them turned into shredded cheese within seconds. or landed in a emergency room surrounded by doctors who probably dont even want to fucking help this bitch who had the audacity to shoot a cop who likely have a godamn ar 15, a riot shield, and a Carl Gustaf rocket launcher in their pocket. and 10 F-15 Figher jets, 25 M1 Abrams battle tanks, 50 M67 Grenade Launchers.
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
Get the Ro-Gangstersmug. The Federal Bureau of Intelligence uses this website to lure in pedophiles and sexual predators in general, after they lure them in, they rile up evidence against them, examples may include... SUGGESTIVE, messages. or asking them to "Meow" for them. or even tell them to send Not safe for work shit. Once they rile up enough evidence, they raid their "home" which probably is a basement or attic. The result? Piece of shit "MAPS" (Just Pedophiles) and Shitty sexual predators in prison, hopefully in general population so they fucking die. But you can also just use this to chill with your homies or get a free rank in some "Military" roblox organization or some shit i dunno.
by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022
Get the Discordmug. by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
Get the The po-pomug. Either used as a shitty insult (usually) or something you feel after going to Slender Hangouts for more than 10 Seconds
by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
Get the Cringemug.