attracks 

the misspelled version of “attracts”.

guy 1: *texting guy 2* she literally attracks every guy that sees her omg
guy 2: learn how to spell, dumbass

attracks by bussy_spreader_24 June 1, 2021

Peanut Butter attacks 

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

Peanut Butter attacks by booty bumpa October 18, 2009

panic attacks 

An attack of anxiety, Usually with a feeling that something bad is about to happen, the person feels out of control.

'I have a panic attacks when i try and go in elavators'

panic attacks by Pink_Misfit June 12, 2006

7/11 attacks 

Donald Trump mix up of 7 Elevenand the 9/11 attacks which occurred in September 11th not July 11th

A sad day when the Twin Gas Stations where hit by two Boeing 747 Trucks, Donald Trump saw it happening all the way from Trump tower. 7/11 attacks where tragic.

7/11 attacks by MinesomeMC November 15, 2016

attacksion 

when you are invading and/or attacking somewhere or something or someone.

We're under attacksion! jk its just ur mom.

attacksion by <3 poppu July 5, 2010

Judo attacks 

Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.

I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!

Judo attacks by Gorillabeast2012 June 12, 2012

terrorist attacks 

When two planes from Logan airport flew into the Twin towers.

Where were you when it happened????!!!!

terrorist attacks by Anonymous July 16, 2003