athelea
A woman’s name. She’s one of the most strongest (mentally, emotionally) girl I know. She cares for her friends a lot. She’s fierce, sassy, sarcastic and selfless.
“Is that Athelea over there?”
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Athenea
Athenea is the most friendly, outgoing, and sweet girl you will ever meet. She is an optimist and always gives the best advice. The room lights up whenever she walks in. She has an amazing sense of style and wears super fun outfits. She will never fail to make you smile when you are having a bad day. Everybody wants to be friends with Athenea.
Athelete
A primordial urban legend on Discord. Athelete is responsible for vile racist slander and menacing other users. Legend has it that he is one of the oldest accounts on Discord, perhaps one of the first 10 accounts ever created on the site.
He tends to join football (soccer) -related servers.
Athelete is believed by some to be a ghost or demonic entity.
He tends to join football (soccer) -related servers.
Athelete is believed by some to be a ghost or demonic entity.
Athelda
A very smart, confident, beautiful woman who has the best of everything inside her that the opposite sex yearns for. She can be very serious when the she needs to be, or she can let her hair down and be the life of the party. She can be a lady outside and a tiger behind closed doors (if you are one of the lucky few). She is talented, funny, loving, kind, gracious and patient. She is forever devoted to her true love. She will be a loyal lover and a trustworthy friend that will always have your back; however, do not get on her bad side because although she is forgiving, she does not forget. A genuine one of a kind woman.
Athelda by specialone February 5, 2010
Athelete
Not to be confused with jocks, who are usually stuck-up idiots. Atheletes are people who are actually concerned about aspects of their lives other than their popularity and their cheerleader girlfriend. Athletes have an 85% better chance at becoming more successful than jocks, who will eventually be the people who clean the toilets at your local gas station. Atheletes, however, run a risk of being converted to jocks if they are on a sports team or group with them for an extended period of time (usually 2-3 years). High school teams usually are 10% athelets and 90% jocks.
Hey, Jackie Robinson was a great athelete! He broke the sports color barrier!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!
Athelete by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008
Athelas
NOUN. A plant valued for its intensive healing properties, especially when combined with such unstoppable forces as Elvish healers and future Kings of Gondor.
Known by the ignorant as the weed kingsfoil.
Known by the ignorant as the weed kingsfoil.
King of Gondor: "Do you know the plant Athelas?"
Commoner: "Nay."
King of Gondor: "You might know kingsfoil."
Commoner: "Aye- a weed!"
King of Gondor: "NOT a weed. The healing properties are NOT tied to hallucinogens."
Commoner: "Nay."
King of Gondor: "You might know kingsfoil."
Commoner: "Aye- a weed!"
King of Gondor: "NOT a weed. The healing properties are NOT tied to hallucinogens."
Athelas by the one in the back October 4, 2009
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