Athelas

NOUN. A plant valued for its intensive healing properties, especially when combined with such unstoppable forces as Elvish healers and future Kings of Gondor.

Known by the ignorant as the weed kingsfoil.

King of Gondor: "Do you know the plant Athelas?"
Commoner: "Nay."
King of Gondor: "You might know kingsfoil."
Commoner: "Aye- a weed!"
King of Gondor: "NOT a weed. The healing properties are NOT tied to hallucinogens."

Athelas by the one in the back October 4, 2009

Athenas 

The smartest, prettiest, girl ever. She's the one everybody wants to be with. People can only imagine being with her.

"Damn, who's the babe?" Guy 1 "That's Athenas, back off" Guy 2

Athenas by Naucht January 30, 2015

athelstan 

The father of all cinnamon rolls. The physical embodiment of a flower crown. Too pure, too good for this world. God Himself had to take him from here and bring him to Heaven, where he frolicks in the gardens with Gyda, a fellow cinnamon roll that was also taken far too soon.

Your life will be better if you try to be more like Athelstan. However, you will die.

athelstan by hannibalsfood March 6, 2017

Atheass 

1: An atheist that has to let everyone around him know he's an atheist, even though they never asked.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.

I was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me I worship a sky fairy and there's no Heaven. I said sure there is. Then he tells me to go to Hell? How can an atheist tell you to go to Hell if he doesn't believe it exists? What an atheass.

Atheass by BlazNsadL November 30, 2010

athelism 

Worship of the sun instead of a Judeo-Christian God. Pretty much an excuse for atheists to not get their asses persecuted by bible thumping maniacs.

Atheism + Helios = Athelism

"Im an official member of the Universalistic Sun Worship faith!"

"You mean athelism? Thats not faith; you dont put your life in the hands of the stories told by a bunch of goat herders and fishermen with 6th grade educations. Thats being reasonable and scientific."

"Whatever. it rocks."

athelism by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009

Athemas 

Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.

Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!

Athemas by fubsish November 7, 2009

athenassdamelio 

A fanpage who notices all of her friends!

“Follow athenassdamelio on tiktok”

“Who is athenassdamelio?”

“A fanpage of charli on tiktok”

athenassdamelio by Apersonwhoisnobody November 1, 2021