ATM (aay-tee-emm) : abreviation : Interternet-speak and Millenialshorthand for "currently." Yet when overheard by conosuirs of Internet porn, it is confused with a different abreviation, only reminding aforementioned conosuirs that they have a serious problem.
Nicole: "How's Jenna doing?"
Ashley: "Ok, I guess. Immediatley after her parents divorce, Jenna had to decide who to live with. I was surprised she preferred her father's atm (at the moment). But she said her mother's was just too small and so boring."
Nicole: "Her dad is way cooler."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).