astasexual

Having a sexual attraction to the goat himself asta

Damn asta is looking thick, good day to be astasexual.

by Number 1 asta fan September 6, 2021

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pastasexual

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

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Autosexual

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.

M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017

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Asiosexual

being sexually or romantically attracted precisely to Asians while not feeling forms of attraction towards other ethnicities.

"isn't that guy hot?"

"I don't think so, I'm asiosexual."

by clover99 April 7, 2015

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apasexual

Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).

Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.

"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."

by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010

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