astasexual 

Having a sexual attraction to the goat himself asta

Damn asta is looking thick, good day to be astasexual.

astasexual by Number 1 asta fan September 6, 2021

pastasexual 

adj -ly, -ler, -lest

1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..

n

1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta

2. A person who is a flipping fool

John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.

pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020

Autosexual 

A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.

M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*

Autosexual by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017

Asiosexual 

being sexually or romantically attracted precisely to Asians while not feeling forms of attraction towards other ethnicities.

"isn't that guy hot?"

"I don't think so, I'm asiosexual."

Asiosexual by clover99 April 7, 2015

apasexual

Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).

Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.

"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."

apasexual by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010

autosexual 

An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.

Timothy is an autosexual. He'll be going out with himself tonight.

autosexual by @FellatioHornblower July 26, 2016

Aquasexual 

A person who's attracted to expensive water and gets extremely aroused when drinks aquafina

Matthew: "This Aquafina SLAPS, im going to orgasm now"
Person 1: "ew matthew is so weird"
Person 2 : "ikr i think he is an Aquasexual"

Aquasexual by choirchrissyboi March 30, 2021