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pastasexual
adj -ly, -ler, -lest
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.
pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020
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astasexual • Asiasexual • astrasexual • autosexual • Antisexual • astrosexual • anasexual • Aquasexual • AshSexual • assexual
Autosexual
A person who doesn't experience sexual attraction to others. People who identify as autosexual prefer being intimate with themselves eg: masturbating instead of being intimate with a partner.
M: Do you wanna hook up tonight?
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Autosexual: No thank you. I have plans tonight *goes home and masturbates*
Autosexual by Shrek's monsterous bean October 11, 2017
apasexual
Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).
Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.
Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.
"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."
apasexual by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010
autosexual
autosexual by @FellatioHornblower July 26, 2016
Aquasexual
Matthew: "This Aquafina SLAPS, im going to orgasm now"
Person 1: "ew matthew is so weird"
Person 2 : "ikr i think he is an Aquasexual"
Person 1: "ew matthew is so weird"
Person 2 : "ikr i think he is an Aquasexual"
Aquasexual by choirchrissyboi March 30, 2021
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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