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assanine 

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine
assanine by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008

astatine 

A highly unstable radioactive element, the heaviest of the halogen series, that resembles iodine in solution. Its longest lived isotope has a mass number of 210 and has a half-life of 8.3 hours.
"Oooh, I made Asta-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*"
astatine by Tarn June 12, 2005
All asanties are very beautiful.They pussy always wet and are big freaks .They always hungry and social media is their life.Everyone think asanties have hoes but really they want one person .Asanties are nice but a mean side can come out
"I need me a Asantie "
asantie by Quilletbrown March 13, 2017

asiantina 

An Asian girl who is trying to be ghetto/ganster
"Look at that Asian girl with the cholo boyfriend. She's an Asiantina!"
asiantina by Romel Adam January 19, 2008

Ashantie 

Is a real bipolar girl, Very petty, but has a big heart. She gets her heartbroken easily and believes in multiple chances if you fuck up. She's the type to cry about not getting her way. Also she would be together with a boy name Aaron in the future.
There go Ashantie being petty and bipolar again.
Ashantie by 2008Bigpokee March 15, 2017

assanine 

the act of telling someone that there ugly and there ass is nice
that girl over there is assanine.how do u figuare? well i gave her face a 2 and her ass a 9
assanine by §lick nick December 9, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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