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a radioactive element, which if you turn its radioactivity into calories will give you 500,000 calories
i love my astantine, mercury, silver, uranium, oxygen smoothie, which is a block, is highly radioactive, and can explode any minute (cause of the oxygen)
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assanine 

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine
assanine by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008
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astatine 

A highly unstable radioactive element, the heaviest of the halogen series, that resembles iodine in solution. Its longest lived isotope has a mass number of 210 and has a half-life of 8.3 hours.
"Oooh, I made Asta-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*"
astatine by Tarn June 12, 2005
All asanties are very beautiful.They pussy always wet and are big freaks .They always hungry and social media is their life.Everyone think asanties have hoes but really they want one person .Asanties are nice but a mean side can come out
"I need me a Asantie "
asantie by Quilletbrown March 13, 2017

asiantina 

An Asian girl who is trying to be ghetto/ganster
"Look at that Asian girl with the cholo boyfriend. She's an Asiantina!"
asiantina by Romel Adam January 19, 2008

Ashantie 

Is a real bipolar girl, Very petty, but has a big heart. She gets her heartbroken easily and believes in multiple chances if you fuck up. She's the type to cry about not getting her way. Also she would be together with a boy name Aaron in the future.
There go Ashantie being petty and bipolar again.
Ashantie by 2008Bigpokee March 15, 2017

assanine 

the act of telling someone that there ugly and there ass is nice
that girl over there is assanine.how do u figuare? well i gave her face a 2 and her ass a 9
assanine by §lick nick December 9, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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