Ass-Worthy

Awful, terrible, worthless.

"Oh my god, what an ass-worthy bitch"

by Murdahrous February 19, 2006

crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.

That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.

by melissa March 12, 2005

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

assworth

something that isnt worth a thing.

The air u breath is assworth as in doesnt cost you a thing

by Jacson Rod April 21, 2008

assworthy

used to describe an object that is as worthy of an ass

An assworthy pile of dung

by Danza December 8, 2003