asswipian

someone who is an asswipe

DUDE! your such a asswipian

by the guy in da corner March 2, 2010

Assilian

A very hairy person, and they typically look like they are from a Middle Eastern country. They also Believe they are Middle Eastern but in reality they aren't. They tend to live in very white suburban towns such as San Carlos

Guy 1: Don't fuck with me I am Middle Eastern
Guy 2: No your not your just an Assilian

by 50% black May 8, 2011

asswipish

Somebody who is a fucktwat.

Bruin Jones is asswipish

by Evelyn Webster March 3, 2018

assisian

It's more kewl and asian way to say assasin

I am assisian, and I work for Yakuza

by Assisian October 26, 2011

asswipia

A magical kingdom where all the asswipes go.

You PIECE OF SHIT. You are the king of asswipia.

by mahbutthole December 14, 2011

Asspiphany

When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.

"Did you see Mackenzie in those jeans?"
"Yeah. I think I just had an asspiphany!"

by Dielawn October 20, 2014

Asswipadexterous

The ability to wipe your butt with using either or both hands

Turns out I’m not asswipadexterous , I was in the bathroom earlier and could not wipe with my left hand.

by missDemeanor October 18, 2020