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bruin

A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
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The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), representing one of the most successful NCAA teams in the nation. A consistently large number of collegiate Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.
A famous Bruin was Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, six-time MVP in basketball.
by Flopsy August 29, 2004
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"UCLA has bruins roaming around its campus. They are so tiny and dickless."
by Tomorrow is a Mystery March 27, 2009
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A Sexy Beast, that instantly attracts everything alive.
Bruin is sexy
by Zach is thicc May 1, 2019
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1. A small dickless bear.
2. A pregnant female bear.
1. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all small dickless bears.
2. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all pregnant female bears.
by SC sucks July 27, 2011
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Something that has been ruined while under influence of a brew.
You're so drunk that you bruined that joke.
by Rusty Bumgardener October 19, 2009
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1) An unemployed person
2) One who drive a Kia
3) Someone who stopped caring about football following 5 consecutive defeats versus USC.
4) Victim of intense and crippling inferiority complex relative to crosstown rival's academic and athletic successes
5) Receipient of welfare

Note alternate pronunciation: fUCLA
My maid is a bruin.
by ucla sucks April 15, 2004
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