bruin 

A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.

It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.

bruin by University of Sexual Criminals August 22, 2004

Bruin 

The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), representing one of the most successful NCAA teams in the nation. A consistently large number of collegiate Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.

A famous Bruin was Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, six-time MVP in basketball.

Bruin by Flopsy August 29, 2004

Bruin 

A small, dickless bear.

"UCLA has bruins roaming around its campus. They are so tiny and dickless."

Bruin by Tomorrow is a Mystery March 27, 2009

Bruin 

A Sexy Beast, that instantly attracts everything alive.

Bruin is sexy

Bruin by Zach is thicc May 1, 2019

Bruin 

1. A small dickless bear.
2. A pregnant female bear.

1. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all small dickless bears.
2. The Santa Clara High School Bruins are all pregnant female bears.

Bruin by SC sucks July 27, 2011

bruin 

Something that has been ruined while under influence of a brew.

You're so drunk that you bruined that joke.

bruin by Rusty Bumgardener October 19, 2009

bruin 

1) An unemployed person
2) One who drive a Kia
3) Someone who stopped caring about football following 5 consecutive defeats versus USC.
4) Victim of intense and crippling inferiority complex relative to crosstown rival's academic and athletic successes
5) Receipient of welfare

Note alternate pronunciation: fUCLA

My maid is a bruin.

bruin by ucla sucks April 15, 2004