asswipish 

Somebody who is a fucktwat.

Bruin Jones is asswipish

asswipish by Evelyn Webster March 3, 2018

asswipes 

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

asswipes by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

asswipes 

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

asswipes by bob December 19, 2002

Asswipehole 

A person who pisses you off, a complete & utter asshole. If you want to tell them in a lighter way than just calling them an asshole, you would call them an "ass wipe hole".

You bleached my jeans you asswipehole.

Asswipehole by kebbin February 9, 2010

asswipes 

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

asswipes by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

asswipian 

someone who is an asswipe

DUDE! your such a asswipian

asswipian by the guy in da corner March 2, 2010

asswipia 

A magical kingdom where all the asswipes go.

You PIECE OF SHIT. You are the king of asswipia.

asswipia by mahbutthole December 14, 2011