assrose

crumpled toilet paper dowsed in blood after wiping

usu. a test if the anal cavity is bleeding

I just had an assrose and i think it's time to see a doctor.

assrose by AllabastorMaroe October 4, 2011

Aserose 

Something that possesses the qualities of a Pine Needle.

The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":

Bart: He's an Aserose.
Proffessor Frink: Oh really? He possesses the qualities of a pine needle?
Bart: I didnt bring a Gameboy, this is all I've got.

Aserose by mickey c May 8, 2007

astrosexual 

Any individual who has an excessive fetish for outer space or astronomic topics as to (almost) turn it into a sexual tendency

While zoophiles spend their leisure time in barns or pet stores, astrosexuals spend most of their time locked inside local observatories allegedly "searching the skies for new discoveries"

astrosexual by 0rphe October 15, 2009

Ashrose 

A sexy hot mama with a good heart

Ashrose is one sexy mama with a good heart :)

Ashrose by TD September 24, 2003

assosexual 

Someone (typically male) who loves to tap ass, and does not care which gender the ass belongs to.

Big Tony just got out of the state pen, and he's looking for some ass. He's posting in m4m, m4w, he doesn't care, he's an all-around assosexual.

assosexual by Assman_Montana October 26, 2011

Ass Rose 

Noun - The act of Analing your Victim till stimulation from your penis/strap-on causes the receiver to take a shit , The shit is powerful enough to mold around your submurged cock. causing the shape of the shit to look like a rose.

Hey baby you want a dozen roses or just one really good ass rose.

Ass Rose by Daniel-Brandon July 6, 2008

Astrosexual 

One who is sexually attracted to another's person energy or astroforce

I can feel our bond before we ever met.. I'm astrosexual and your energy is strong and beautiful.

Astrosexual by Lone lee April 20, 2020