assrose

crumpled toilet paper dowsed in blood after wiping

usu. a test if the anal cavity is bleeding

I just had an assrose and i think it's time to see a doctor.

by AllabastorMaroe October 01, 2011

mind over bladder

when one uses their mind to block out urinary needs. the most effective way for a male is by having an erection; thus the semen and urine wouldn't mingle.

I used mind over bladder when I had to take a leak during this awesome movie. I thought of doing that chick in front of me to help get me through the whole thing.

by AllabastorMaroe October 01, 2011