assrip 

When you shit such a freighter that your asshole rips open and your guts fall into the toilet

When you plow an ass so hard it rips open

Had an Assrip incident in the shitter today , now I wear a colostomy bag

assrip by LlamaTaboot June 6, 2016

Asswipe 

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

"DAYUM" - King Assripper

king assripper by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Assipal syndrome 

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.

assipal syndrome

Assipal syndrome by rain97 April 24, 2022

assrida 

someone whom's cock is worthy of the ass.

op: "what assrida he is"
friend a: "yes bbg"

assrida by PseudoKakers August 31, 2022

Fuckface putrid asswipe 

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

Fuckface putrid asswipe by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017