asspecial 

description an emphatic piece of arse/booty/butt

Daynet is asspecially endowed.

Youssef is always looking for someone asspecial.

There is something asspecial about her photograsses

asspecial by Smokin' Sid September 7, 2005

asspocalypse 

When diarrhea is violent, it's explosive; An Asspocalypse occurs when Satan himself comes up from the depths of hell, through your colon, and out of your anal orifice in what only can be describe bout of hellish antichrist diarrhea. Explosive is an understatement, and complete loss of consciousness is not uncommon. All it takes is to bring on the asspocalpyse can be as little as one bad burrito from taco bell.

"Did you hear Johnny last night? fuck he had the taco shits!"
"Taco shits? More like asspocalypse."
"I'm not cleaning that shit up"

asspocalypse by SeeEmailAddr August 31, 2005

ASSpocalypse 

Highly drunken and debauched gathering, usually marked by dancing, spontaneous fornication and a high proportion of gay participants.

Wow, sixteen bottles of vodka, four goats, a mirrorball and Carson Kressley - this is turning into a real ASSpocalypse!

ASSpocalypse by SurviveThis March 17, 2009

asscial 

(1)kind of like getting a facial but on the ass.
to get your ass waxed and sand blasted to make your ass as smooth as possible. this was created by vince mchamon on wwe in a episode were he got a asscial so that hhh would kiss his ass, but got his ass kick by hhh
instead.

i got my asscial tonight and it felt great!!!!

asscial by shane mchamon July 9, 2006

asscial tissue 

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue

Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.

asscial tissue by GinaMarie October 8, 2007

asspectations 

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

asspectations by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017

Asspreciate

When you appreciate a nice ass. An ass worth appreciation. The kind of ass that all genders admire regardless of sexual orientation.

Look, there goes Ashton. She is definitely asspreciated.

Asspreciate by Daddyg98 April 12, 2019