assmonster
a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking
assmonster by Beth G. November 13, 2007
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assmonger
assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003
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assmongler
a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.
or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
assmongler by juancarlos December 28, 2005
assmaster
assmaster by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003
assholster
assholster by Lior Bar-On May 17, 2004
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