lame ass lover

a strong relation to the three pump chump, however, this defines the lack of EVER pleasing their partner

"he's such a lame ass lover that I have to masturbate afterwards"

lame ass lover by MILF12345 May 17, 2014

assover 

The holiday where you take a Jewish girl, bend her over, and fuck her in the ass.

Me: Yo Jules, I visited your sister over the holiday.
Jules: Which holiday?
Me: Assover!
Jules: ...Weak

assover by J-Mic April 20, 2008

asslover27 

asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

asslover27 by moneyandasslover27 January 9, 2023

Own ass lover 

A term that means a person who is totally and absolutly selfish and if you can't make it in life that just tough for you. It's not skin off there nose.

He's an own ass lover.

Own ass lover by Judge dredd7 May 27, 2011

assloser 

the biggest loser you can imagine.

assloser: "never gonna give you up" is my favorite song.
guy: you're an assloser.

assloser by d.bannos April 18, 2010

Asslove 

When you love someone but they are a total asshole

He’s my asslove

Asslove by JB22 March 28, 2021

ASSOVERHAUL 

It's what DAINTY FAGGOTS call a GREAT ASS after soaping the SHIT IN AND OUT OF IT.

An ASSHOLE that has nilhism AUTHORITY because it can't make a BIG STINK.

You got a great ASSOVERHAUL as it is the best.

Sorry you DESPOT control freak as their ASSOVERHAUL tells me you can grow FLOWERS in the DESERT that are so fragrant and never any ODOR.

ASSOVERHAUL by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 7, 2021