assinat

assinat is the name of a person with a great music taste and great taste in fashion. The person likes to try new hobbies and interests, is very protective with the people he/she loves, she's very pretty and if she/he were your girlfriend/boyfriend everyone would be jealous!

assinat is the best of the best.

by ElefantePuccioso July 29, 2024

Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

Broke-asstinating

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Assanatou

The most amazing and perfect girl you could ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is very modest. She is very pretty and likes to laugh. She has beautiful eyes and usually doesn't know she is pretty. She likes to give advice o people which is usually very good. Assanatou has the best sense of humor EVER and likes to see people smile.

She is so gorgeous, she must be an Assanatou.

by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013

Cockballs Assington

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

Assinity

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

by tred69 September 8, 2009

assinator

a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded

on third down almasi used the assinator play and ended up getting decked

by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005