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1. Disposed to inflict pain or suffering; cruel.
2. Causing suffering; painful.

It has nothing to do with one's willingness to have sex with someone else in the ass. See 'assable'.
That was just plain assible and unusual.
assible by mcrosby February 9, 2010
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An ansible is a fictional device that enables instantaneous communication across vast distances in space. It overcomes the problem of delays in communication due to the limit of the speed of light. The term was first coined by Ursula Le Guin and has subsequently been adopted by other science fiction writers.
With the ansible communicator, you could talk with that world as if by radio with the next town.
ansible by wix99 October 2, 2016
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The flap of skin that kind of hangs down between your ass and your balls.
I’ve been sitting for too long and now my assicle is sore.
Assicle by Big Pot January 10, 2020
A word a heterosexual male use in discussion when describing a male he could find attractive.
I think Jorge Looney is assable as far as men go.
Assable by R. Fredenburg January 17, 2008

assicles 

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.
Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.
assicles by Emresh June 24, 2006
A contraction of the words ass and icicle. It is the result of swass(sweaty ass) cooling to below zero temperatures, creating ice on the buttocks.
I was walking briskly through the mall finishing up my Christmas shopping and my ass became very sweaty. When I was finished and walked outside to my car the freezing weather turned my sweat into assicles.
Assicle by Pinder807 December 24, 2009
one who lies and makes him or herself look completely and utterly stupid.
"Blake you're an assimle!!!!!" or "Freaking assimle!"
Assimle by Fo'Shizz September 5, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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