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assholastic by Mhag123 October 22, 2015
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assplastic by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011
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assholation
assholation by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020
Assholistic
John's comment at the wake was so assholistic even I wanted to kick his ass.
Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?
Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?
Assholistic by XpideR G August 5, 2009
assholationism
A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much
Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.
assholationism by JewGotMail May 31, 2017
assholistic
assholistic by yeahyouknowwww July 15, 2010
assholistic
adjective used to describe a cultural practice where one is frequently an asshole to the point they can't tell the difference between reality and their stupid opinions. it is often found in the corporate, art, and internet cultures.
1. don't be yourself. the boss is assholistic.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.
assholistic by jeepndesert May 3, 2008
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