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assplastic 

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.
You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.
assplastic by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011

assholation 

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.
Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.
assholation by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

Assholistic 

Adj. An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior.
John's comment at the wake was so assholistic even I wanted to kick his ass.

Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?
Assholistic by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assholationism 

A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much
Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.
assholationism by JewGotMail May 31, 2017

assholistic 

1. adjective describing someone who is acting like an asshole.
2. being an asshole
Boy: Why are you being such an assholistic bitch today?
Girl: Because you're always assholistic.
assholistic by yeahyouknowwww July 15, 2010

assholistic 

adjective used to describe a cultural practice where one is frequently an asshole to the point they can't tell the difference between reality and their stupid opinions. it is often found in the corporate, art, and internet cultures.
1. don't be yourself. the boss is assholistic.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.
assholistic by jeepndesert May 3, 2008