adjective used to describe a cultural practice where one is frequently an asshole to the point they can't tell the difference between reality and their stupid opinions. it is often found in the corporate, art, and internet cultures.
1. don't be yourself. the boss is assholistic.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.