assholastic

When someone you don't know very well is speaking to you in a sarcastic tone

I don't know you. Why are you acting all assholastic?

by Mhag123 October 22, 2015

assplastic

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.

You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.

by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011

assholation

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

Assholistic

Adj. An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior.

John's comment at the wake was so assholistic even I wanted to kick his ass.

Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assholationism

A national policy of withdrawing from international entanglements by making other countries hate us too much

Trump's policy of assholationism will likely get us kicked out of every global treaty and peace deal without us having to do anything.

by JewGotMail May 31, 2017

assholistic

1. adjective describing someone who is acting like an asshole.
2. being an asshole

Boy: Why are you being such an assholistic bitch today?
Girl: Because you're always assholistic.

by yeahyouknowwww July 15, 2010

assholistic

adjective used to describe a cultural practice where one is frequently an asshole to the point they can't tell the difference between reality and their stupid opinions. it is often found in the corporate, art, and internet cultures.

1. don't be yourself. the boss is assholistic.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.

by jeepndesert May 3, 2008