asshatic
asshatic by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004
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asshatrick
Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.
John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?
Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.
Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.
asshatrick by Puck You January 17, 2008
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asshatic • asshatical • assmatic • Asshatchery • Asshatia • Asshatian • asshatious • asshatitude • Asshatocity • asshatrick
Asshatchery
Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...
Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...
Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...
Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008
asshatious
asshatious by King Byron August 22, 2008
Asshatian
Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).
Asshatian by Leona Orange September 25, 2011
asshatitude
Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.
asshatitude by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007
Asshatocity
Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.
Asshatocity by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009
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