asscrab

similar to the facehugger from Alien and the Headcrab from halflife, the asscrab kills you after it used your body, but the asscrab attacks your ass instead of the head

beware of the asscrab

by lifeismuchbetterwithoutaname February 25, 2008

asscrab

n.) Generally used for a person or thing who, apart from being a complete asshole, is also very obviously crabby.

God damn it, Andrew. You're a fucking asscrab.

by Friendly Neighborhood Idiots May 13, 2005

Asscrack of dawn

The asscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.

John woke up at the asscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.

by fluorescent April 17, 2009

Asscravat

A useful accessory, appropriate for when you have your fancy head stuck up your fancy ass.

Intimidating, superfluous and pompous behavior. Instigating power struggles by acting superior. Telling others that you know better than them on a matter of taste calls for an asscravat.

by Elaiow August 1, 2012

Asscrack Consciousness

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.

I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.

by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Asscrackistan

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

by Spork134 September 22, 2008

Asscrakis

A desert planet in the porn version of Dune, based on Arrakis.

Asscrakis ... Dune ... home of the “spice”, land of giant “worms”…insert porno music

by HamboneFakenamington11 May 21, 2022