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A beautiful word created as a typo.

Also; A name for a person for which you harbor an extreme but short lived hatred.

Logan says:
haha dont you jsut hate it when someone replies to "fuck you" like that
Arlen says:
i do
Arlen says:
i really really do
Logan says:
me too
Logan says:
it pisses me off
Arlen says:
it does
Arlen says:
yeah
Arlen says:
FUCK YOU LOGAN! ASSGIKE!

assgike by Ace The Punk June 24, 2009

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Assgiver

Faggot;/ a girl who gives her ass

He's an assgiver.

Assgiver by sonderful August 15, 2016

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asshike

When you plan to have anal sex for so long, that you pack a lunch.

"I can't wait to take an asshike with steve"

asshike by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

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Assgile

Someone who's just being a real asshole, so much so, that you need a made-up word to describe their assholery

See that guy drinking almond milk and wearing fake glasses? That guy's a real assgile

Assgile by Yeebus August 30, 2017

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Assgiver

A person who will give anal sex to each and every person they encounter; if asked to, without exception .

David is an assgiver,all you got to do is ask, he’ll let anyone fudgepack him.

Assgiver by weehawk65 December 11, 2010

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Asshike

Having to take a long trip to get some booty.

This jawn had me on an asshike this past weekend, it was worth it though.

Asshike by Usnvet215 October 9, 2019

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asshike

The use of multiple fingers while fingering the ass.

My proctologist doesn't use just one finger, he takes an asshike.

asshike by Starnestommy August 3, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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