asshike

When you plan to have anal sex for so long, that you pack a lunch.

"I can't wait to take an asshike with steve"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

Asshike

Having to take a long trip to get some booty.

This jawn had me on an asshike this past weekend, it was worth it though.

by Usnvet215 October 9, 2019

asshike

The use of multiple fingers while fingering the ass.

My proctologist doesn't use just one finger, he takes an asshike.

by Starnestommy August 3, 2007

Asshike

An Asshike is a term used to describe a short indian man under 5 feet tall and reeks of BO. Comes from India but isnt raised there.

Owen- “Wow, Rudy is a real asshike!” Linden- “i know right hes so short and he reeks!”

by Lindenbg December 7, 2019

assgike

A beautiful word created as a typo.

Also; A name for a person for which you harbor an extreme but short lived hatred.

Logan says:
haha dont you jsut hate it when someone replies to "fuck you" like that
Arlen says:
i do
Arlen says:
i really really do
Logan says:
me too
Logan says:
it pisses me off
Arlen says:
it does
Arlen says:
yeah
Arlen says:
FUCK YOU LOGAN! ASSGIKE!

by Ace The Punk June 24, 2009

Asshoke

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 10, 2015