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When you plan to have anal sex for so long, that you pack a lunch.

"I can't wait to take an asshike with steve"

asshike by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

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Asshike

Having to take a long trip to get some booty.

This jawn had me on an asshike this past weekend, it was worth it though.

Asshike by Usnvet215 October 9, 2019

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asshike

The use of multiple fingers while fingering the ass.

My proctologist doesn't use just one finger, he takes an asshike.

asshike by Starnestommy August 3, 2007

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Asshike

An Asshike is a term used to describe a short indian man under 5 feet tall and reeks of BO. Comes from India but isnt raised there.

Owen- “Wow, Rudy is a real asshike!” Linden- “i know right hes so short and he reeks!”

Asshike by Lindenbg December 7, 2019

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assgike

A beautiful word created as a typo.

Also; A name for a person for which you harbor an extreme but short lived hatred.

Logan says:
haha dont you jsut hate it when someone replies to "fuck you" like that
Arlen says:
i do
Arlen says:
i really really do
Logan says:
me too
Logan says:
it pisses me off
Arlen says:
it does
Arlen says:
yeah
Arlen says:
FUCK YOU LOGAN! ASSGIKE!

assgike by Ace The Punk June 24, 2009

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Asshoke

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

Asshoke by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

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Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

Asshoke by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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