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assfoolishness

A series of actions or behaviors that are considered foolish or ridiculous, often characterized by a lack of common sense or awareness. Typically employed in informal contexts to criticize someone's unwise decisions or actions that provoke amusement or disbelief.
I am tired of this constant assfoolishness from you. Please stop it, or else I'm going to not talk to you ever again.
by Noisy Jackets October 31, 2025
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assholishness

ass hole behavior: i.e. unwelcomed grab ass, skipping out on the tab, etc.
Even though he was an amazing physical specimen, his assholishness kept me from going home with him.
by Dpostrophe October 5, 2003
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assholishnesstationship

A friendship/relationship where you are total assholes to each other but its ok because you are bae 's.
Girl #1: You and bae are so mean to each other!
Girl #2: Yeah. We are in an assholishnesstationship.
by haileyj0rdan March 11, 2014
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Assholishness

There is a book titled Assholes. I read almost the whole book in jail after trying to protect a child from abuse, by lacking understanding regarding resultant requirements of a wish I made, which were, of course, arranged by Fate, mostly Lachesis.

In the book, an asshole is defined, and the definition is well written and well written at length, excepting that the definition ignores private fame, lacking a better term in this my partially drunken state, such being satisfaction or happiness attained while being essentially socially alone. Once an individual has acquired satisfaction, which none will EVER relinquish, no matter how small a part of satisfaction or happiness has been acquired, one will NOT be willing to give or trade such away without certainty of near immediate satisfaction reclamation or permanent satisfaction increase a (see Pure Happiness). Those who have philosophically examined Christianity will find Moloch in the previous sentence, but those who are morally and philosophically pure will give no truth to satisfaction/happiness gain for all by sacrifice. Stars, the children of Jesus, burn out, according to science.

So, by the book, an asshole, or assholes, believe he, she or they deserve to be satisfied or happy (having a sense of entitlement) for no reason. Only by proving that loving increases happiness for all, which can only be done by knowing how to love, can one be justly proud. Two hearts are better than one, and threesomes are even better.
Assholishness is the justification that you are good, and should therefore be acknowledged as so. When you feel like saying " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT," yet you find such to be so, you are learning to believe in miracles.
by JamesJet March 8, 2017
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Assholishness

The form of being an asshole
Zoe is so filled of assholishness
by Wickedks October 24, 2019
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Assholishness

The form of being an asshole
Zoe is so full of assholishness
by Wickedks October 24, 2019
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