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See April 18, 2009 definition which is just about spot-on.
UD getting rid of our ability to make comments to definitions was probably a bad idea. The site is at worst 50% stupefying now and at best 12.5% as good as it was. I'm pretty sure I've already lost some brain cells just by reading this tripe.
by JamesJet March 6, 2017
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Symbology is the study of symbols. Here are some simple symbological examples from that now standard dirty dirty English alphabet:

b and d are obviously erections viewed from the guys right and left respectively, while p and q are when he's soft, standing on his head, or on top.

V and W, a-la Dan Brown, mentioned by another poster are the chalices, therefore obviously symbolize three bitches with their legs spread, the W of course, is preferably twins, while v and w are hopefully at least 18.

U and n I personally take to be cups, one upright, the other spilled, which I why the prefix "un" is nearly always preferable to the prefix "in"

B of course then is boobs or buttcheeks

O and o, as in orifice(s) are obvious (men only have two)

g and q in different fonts therefore are those guys with curved dicks.

and so on and so forth
Symbology can be sexy.
by JamesJet March 6, 2017
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There is a book titled Assholes. I read almost the whole book in jail after trying to protect a child from abuse, by lacking understanding regarding resultant requirements of a wish I made, which were, of course, arranged by Fate, mostly Lachesis.

In the book, an asshole is defined, and the definition is well written and well written at length, excepting that the definition ignores private fame, lacking a better term in this my partially drunken state, such being satisfaction or happiness attained while being essentially socially alone. Once an individual has acquired satisfaction, which none will EVER relinquish, no matter how small a part of satisfaction or happiness has been acquired, one will NOT be willing to give or trade such away without certainty of near immediate satisfaction reclamation or permanent satisfaction increase a (see Pure Happiness). Those who have philosophically examined Christianity will find Moloch in the previous sentence, but those who are morally and philosophically pure will give no truth to satisfaction/happiness gain for all by sacrifice. Stars, the children of Jesus, burn out, according to science.

So, by the book, an asshole, or assholes, believe he, she or they deserve to be satisfied or happy (having a sense of entitlement) for no reason. Only by proving that loving increases happiness for all, which can only be done by knowing how to love, can one be justly proud. Two hearts are better than one, and threesomes are even better.
Assholishness is the justification that you are good, and should therefore be acknowledged as so. When you feel like saying " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT," yet you find such to be so, you are learning to believe in miracles.
by JamesJet March 8, 2017
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Happiness is ever-increasing satisfaction, with pure happiness being such unhalted, like downing a good roll and not feeling any queasiness, or enjoying a song more each time it's heard.
Pure Happiness is the best and probably most difficult goal.
by JamesJet March 6, 2017
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