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assdress 

A dress made entirely out of human ass hair.
Ass hair is collected and then woven to create a beautiful fabric. Ethnicity of the donors will determine the color of the fabric, although dying of the fabric has become increasingly popular through the use of hydrogen peroxide.
"Stacy pranced down the red carpet in her brand new Calvin Klein assdress"

"That is one mighty nice assdress you got there, Laura. Is it real norwegian?"
assdress by monkibut January 24, 2008
Related Words
the gayest dude at the party; a person you have to stay away from
Homie One: "Man I'm so glad we bounced!"
Homie Two: "Yeah bro I knew we had to leave once we saw an assdrew!"
assdrew by chrispyssc March 1, 2010
A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.
Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.
assberet by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010
A person who’s generally cool to hang out with but beware when he gets turned on, he goes full ass deep inside you.
I was chillin with Assdeep when he looked at me funny, bent me down and went ass deep.
Assdeep by Lolgetrektm8i8i August 27, 2019

Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood
I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.
Assmereaing by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021

Assdeep Bra 

A waste of height who can’t dunk and has a gender less girl
assdeep Bra was seen fuckign his girl in the forest
Assdeep Bra by daddyjatt October 10, 2019