A dress made entirely out of human ass hair.
Ass hair is collected and then woven to create a beautiful fabric. Ethnicity of the donors will determine the color of the fabric, although dying of the fabric has become increasingly popular through the use of hydrogen peroxide.

"Stacy pranced down the red carpet in her brand new Calvin Klein assdress"

"That is one mighty nice assdress you got there, Laura. Is it real norwegian?"

assdress by monkibut January 24, 2008

Related Words

assdere • assberet • Assdeep Bra • assdress • assdrew • Assmereaing • ass deep • ass cereal • Ass-dreads • Ass Dredging

assdrew

the gayest dude at the party; a person you have to stay away from

Homie One: "Man I'm so glad we bounced!"
Homie Two: "Yeah bro I knew we had to leave once we saw an assdrew!"

assdrew by chrispyssc March 1, 2010

assberet

A more pretentious version of an asshat, often accompanied by an ironic moustache, rapist glasses, a general hipster-like demeanor, or in extreme cases a combination of all three.

Kiki's assberet of a boyfriend won't stop sermonizing about how he liked those Chilean miners more when they were still underground.

assberet by KikisBoyfriend November 21, 2010

Assdeep

A person who’s generally cool to hang out with but beware when he gets turned on, he goes full ass deep inside you.

I was chillin with Assdeep when he looked at me funny, bent me down and went ass deep.

Assdeep by Lolgetrektm8i8i August 27, 2019

Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood

I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.

Assmereaing by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021

Assdeep Bra

A waste of height who can’t dunk and has a gender less girl

assdeep Bra was seen fuckign his girl in the forest

Assdeep Bra by daddyjatt October 10, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026