assbubble

a totally retarded, skanky, pickle-buffing, poop-stain on the underpants of society.

Maria Tristan, johnny tristan, and Tyrone Biggums are all assbubbles

by yo momma! August 30, 2008

Arsebubble

noun,. A false state of reality created by both an individuals crapulent delusions and basic lack of independent thoughts.

1. You better burst that arsebubble you're living in.

2. I need to pop out of this arsebubble.

by M. A. Larkin March 27, 2009

Assfumble

Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.

Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!

Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.

by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012

assbabble

When someone is talking out of their ass or saying things that aren't true out of pure ignorance or stupidty. Or if it's just dumb rambling

Quit your assbabble.

by silencer999 May 9, 2006

Assgobbler

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

assbugler

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014

ass bubble

The pocket of air that forms between your buttcheeks when you pass gas, this is prior to the actual release of the said gas as well as the smell.

Bob could tell by the pressure of the ass bubble that his fart was going to be huge... and probably quite smelly

by Valkyrye July 30, 2006