assbabble

When someone is talking out of their ass or saying things that aren't true out of pure ignorance or stupidty. Or if it's just dumb rambling

Quit your assbabble.

by silencer999 May 9, 2006

Assgobbler

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

assrambler

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine

Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler

by redslime August 15, 2006

Assable

A word a heterosexual male use in discussion when describing a male he could find attractive.

I think Jorge Looney is assable as far as men go.

by R. Fredenburg January 17, 2008

Assgabbler

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011

Assballed

Being corn holed so deeply by an organization, co-worker or friend that their balls actually touch your ass. (Figuratively speaking, of course)

I was completely assballed by the IRS this year when I filed my taxes.

by BBpitcher30 March 19, 2010

assgobbler

An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.

Brenden is such a fucking assgobbler.

by Lemon February 5, 2005