assbumbling
"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."
assbumbling by Pinky-and-the-brain January 2, 2008
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Assembling the Gustav
At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -
'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
ex. 2 -
"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
ex. 2 -
"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
Assembling the Gustav by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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