Assgobbler
Assgobbler by Smilin1 April 19, 2010
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assgobbler
An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.
assgobbler by Lemon February 5, 2005
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Assgobbler
1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.
2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.
2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.
1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.
Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?
Person : Hell yea ace.
2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.
Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?
Person : Hell yea ace.
2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.
Assgobbler by KevinFallis May 3, 2018
assgobbler
assgobbler by Panti Gravity March 22, 2005
Assgobblin
Dude is assgobblin like a fizziend, suddenly he can't shut his mouth: "Dawwwm howwwney, Iww cawwn't clowwse mywww jawwwws."
Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."
Dude 2 "Too much assgoblin, baby, here let me rub your cheeks."
Assgobblin by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing August 28, 2007
Assgabbler
An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."
Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.
Assgabbler by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011
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ass gobbler by Big Goy June 8, 2004
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